Origins:
Space travel began when Yuri Gagarin went looking for his dog Laika when it went missing after cocking its leg on the control tower during a communications satellite lift-off
EVA:
First spacewoman
The right stuff:
Not inside Elon Musk’s head
Planet:
No one knows which one Musk is on
Bezos:
Astronauts need to be these to spend a long time in space together
Milky Way:
Galaxy, which means two chocolate bars in one
Orbit:
Gum used after Milky Way or Galaxy
Mars colony:
Astronauts who prefer caramel and nougat in a chocolate bar
SpaceX:
Extra-large spacesuit for astronauts who like Mars bars
Space walk:
Building up an appetite after too many snacks
Launch:
Upmarket midday meal in space
Launch pad:
Cushion
Booster:
Big cushion used by short astronauts
Commercial launch:
McDonalds
Rocket:
Salad option
Pulsars:
Vegan option
Quasars:
Savoury snack
Capsule:
Indigestion tablet
Space suit:
Worn by space businesspeople
Space station:
Where space businesspeople start their commute
Eclipse:
What space businesspeople put on spacesuit trousers if they cycle to work
Asteroid belt:
Keeps spacesuit trousers up
Van Allen belt:
Designer option
Conclusion:
“Splashdown”. Or, as it’s more commonly known, “having an enormous proper piss for the first time in weeks”